‘Syyapa 2020’ - Delhi-Amritsar badla tour

• GT road - black Scorpio full tai-shai - susu stop Sher Shah Suri ‘piau’

• Aaloo paranthas @ Murthal dhaba - no skimping-shimping on the makkhan jee

• Gidda-bhangra in ‘chane de khet’ - BYOK (kudee)

• Matha-tek Golden Temple - double serving kada prasad (clean toilaats)

• Amritsari cholae-kulchae te Lassi tumbler ‘shots’

• Wagah border de Jai Hind ‘can-can’ salutes

• Kukkad-scaatch - theka angrezi sharaab

• Good nait-shait - BYOC (cuddlebuddy)